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Comedian Karen Mills Jokes About “Time Management”

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Comedian Karen Mills Jokes About “Time Management”

If I pull into a gas station and I can’t pay at the pump, I will pull back out and find one where I can.  One day I will be telling my grandchildren, “when I was your age, I had to walk into the convenience store and hand the clerk the money, so don’t talk to me about hard times!”

I won’t walk into the store but I will hire a personal trainer to get me into shape.  That’s because it’s not about exercise, it’s about time.  I have to hurry and get gas so I won’t be late for my Pilates class.  When my workout is over, I have a massage, a chemical peel and an appointment to get my hair highlighted all before taking a meditation class to learn to slow down.

After meditating and attending a class on “Zen driving,” I race off to my therapist where I spend an hour delving into my psyche looking for answers to my emotional eating.  Then I grab a cookie and dash out the door to have dinner with my book club.  Whew!  If I had to take time to walk into the store, I’d never get it all done.   — Karen Mills

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4 thoughts on “Comedian Karen Mills Jokes About “Time Management””
  1. Frank T. says:

    That was a funny article Karen wrote. Thanks!

    1. admin says:

      Thank you for your comment! Please check her video out on our website! Know someone who’s having a special event coming up, private party or annual meeting? Karen would be perfect for it.

  2. Betsy R. says:

    Karen Mills is a funny comedian. Do you know if she writes her own material? She seems very charismatic and charming. Thank you.


  3. Renee M. says:

    Love, Love, Love Karen Mills. Wonderful show!

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